You want to scare the piss out yourself the old fashioned way? Read a scary book, and we have a list of the best, pissiest books that will have you sleeping with the light on in a room full of crucifixes. Scarier than any movie, try Amityville Horror, Horns or Anna Dressed in Blood about a ghost who kills teens. Ooooooh! I think I just tinkled. See Masable's curated list: here.