Too many rock shows harshing your vibe and turning you into a deaf and cranky old man well before your time? The British are no strangers to loud noises and inhumane concert levels, they’re a nation of deaf mutants, but they’ve possibly found a cure for noise-induced deafness! There are sensitive hairs in your ears and when you damage them with years of bad Scandinavian metal, they have not regenerated, until now! So if you’ve been plagued by tinnitus from unrelenting jackhammers of rock, a new drug may help you regrow your inner ear hair. Now if only it worked on that receding hairline. Huh?