Gage Skidmore [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Speaking of UCLA, the most prestigious university on the west coast is apparently getting a visit from Kristen Stewart. Now that Twilight is over, she’s considering going to UCLA and majoring in English lit. Oh good luck sister. I’d be impressed if she were going to major in particle physics. Don’t soil my campus, trampire!