Stop me, oh ho ho, stop me. Stop me if you think you’ve heard this excuse before! Morrissey has cancelled an entire leg of his tour, all shows in S Africa SCRAPPED! This time he says it’s funding, but Moz has shelved more shows than he’s played this year because of double pneumonia, Barrett’s esophagus. What’s next, hotdog fingers? So if you were going to apartheiedland to see Suedehead, don’t bother. You’ll have a better chance at getting Johnny Marr to play your Labor Day cotillion.