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It was no surprise the big reveal at Comicon: the new Batman is going to be Super! You could hear the collective nergasm as the Batman/Superman logo was revealed. In other hot super-on-super action, Captain America and Black Widow will smooch in the upcoming Captain America sequel. No word on whether they’ll copulate like bonobos in springtime, but the on screen passion between Scarlett Johanssen and Chris Evans was all anyone could talk about. In other Comicon news, a drunkie drunk woman almost jumped to her death from a 14th fl balcony, but was saved by 3 convention going stunt fellas. They leapt into action before the law could get there, bear hugged the tipsy broad and took her to safety. She was probably despondent over the Capt America kiss.