And you thought becoming a centenarian relegated you to a life of sexless pain and self pity. When a wiley great grandmother who’d just turned 100 was interviewed by a reporter she asked him, “how’s ya dick hangin?” She also confessed she was looking forward to, quote, “getting me a piece of dick.” No word on whether this weathered cougar is married, but something tells me she’s still randier than a sailor on shore leave.
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John C Reilly, yeah that guy form Chicago and Step Brothers, he’s ging to record some new music with Third Man records! The quirky character actor will throw down some tracks with Becky Stark of The Decemberists and Willie Watson, and Jack White’s gonna let him record it in his Nashville studio! They starred together in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.
Bear Grylls is a wealthy guy who’s traveled the world. The former Brit special forces reality star could afford to drink anything: scotch, vintage wines, but he has one drink that quenches his dusty yak hole better than all others. Urine.