Federal dud of the day is a woman named Cathy Cashwell. See, she worked for the postal service, not the band, though that’s be awesome, and injured her shoulder a few years ago. She said she couldn’t bend, grasp, or lift anything over her head, and was getting some pretty nice, regular paychecks as she lay on disability. The problem was, she spun that big, beautiful wheel on a little gameshow we like to call The Hour of Power, also known as The Price is Right. Her bosses saw her shenanigans guilty to fraud in federal court. Sounds like a typical dumb dumb, I hope she lost at Plinko.