...or just put out a pizza and watch your friends devour it like a pack of wild animals
Stand-up comedian, award winning cartoonist, eater of soft pretzels.
People say you shouldn't brush your teeth too hard... that it's not good for your teeth. Then why does the dentist brush and floss them like he was a damn grizzly bear? Oh, look at that. I'm bleeding from the mouth in ways that I've only seen in horror movies. Good thing you're a professional. How do you keep your scrubs so white when there's enough blood to make a butcher squeamish? I bet you sure do use a sh*t load of Tide.
I don't even have dental and I still complain...